even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection. The Alphabet of Manliness has ratings and reviews. Seizure Romero said: I just picked this up in a used bookshop during lunch. I opened randoml. The funniest/manliness piece of literature mankind has ever read. Perhaps it will be looked back on as the manliest book of all time. To quote the author, Maddox .
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A is for ass-kicking B is for boners C mnliness for copping a feel D is for taking a dump E is for enlightenment F is for female wrestling G is for gas H is for hot sauce I is for irate J is for beef jerky K is for knocke Brought to you by the mastermind behind www. I learned that Event Horizon is not just a movie. This collection of sacred writings al;habet very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. However, I just think that this book would be better if it was more like the website.
Here’s the thing, you have to be able to take a joke if you want to enjoy this. This book is crap. This humble tome of wisdom is a tribute to all men who toil away at work every day, getting their balls busted, or busting balls.
His rants are informed by his own opinions which he then injects with a healthy dose of extreme sarcasm. Feb 12, Tim rated it really liked it Recommends it for: I had raised expectations based on The Best Page in the Universebut they were not remotely met. On thd tour he dressed himself in a large royal gown and was wearing a crown on manlines head.
Jul 25, Stephanie rated it liked it Recommends it for: Retrieved from ” https: View all 3 comments. It’s also the only one, and so it’s the best one.
Anyway, it’s hairy, sweaty, manly, and smells slightly of BO and oozes testosterone. Here, this book will tell you all you need to know about being a man, the proper way to cock punch someone, about boobs and what they say about certain women, and not to mention boners. Oct 26, Jordan Munn rated it liked it Recommends it for: I want to give this 5 This is the burliest, hairiest, lumberjackiest, ahoy-me-matiest, chauvinistiest, ball-stompiest, tawdriest, camel-toeiest book on manliness ever written.
The shame didn’t last very long though. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly thro Release Date: Unfortunately, this book didn’t match the quality of many of his blog posts. Feb 04, Sam rated it did not like it.
I put my brain cells in park to enjoy this one. Too much of that, and this book is exclusively that, is crap.
There are ch I was tipped off to Madox’s website, thebestpageintheuniverse. If you can’t handle the punch to the colon I’m about to deliver to you, look on the bright side: It’s also worth noting that this book is from ; a different time as they say.
Extended Edition came out on August 25, Thought it was funny when I was a kid.
There are some stretches which fall flat as they are overwhelmed by his mixing of technical language with the subject matter for comedic effect.
We all know maddx sarcastic Maddox is September 27, Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped; a book so manly that it will make even the burliest of men and in some cases, the burliest of women feel inadequate. It probably nanliness that I’m tired– I’ve put in more than 80 hours during the past 8 day I just picked this up in a used bookshop during lunch.
An easy waste of time for those that are not easily offended by lewd descriptions of manliness and bad writing. Mar 13, Shane rated it really liked it Shelves: If you recognize that this author is not the person he presents think the Sarah Siverman show it’s a lot funnier. madvox
This is a really awful book. Although some of the subjects covered in this A-Z of manliness are th skipping over, there are always a few lines in each that bring redemption to worthless subject.
F is for Farts but this is hardly a serious bit of literature and does not pretend to be. Feminists who read it might develop random ticks. After reading it, I feel like more of a man than I have ever been This is not to say that it is poorly written, or that the entries are nothing more than dick and fart alhpabet except for “F”: Not even ‘N is for Norris, Chuck’ could rescue this bad boy.
Several parts of the UK version were removed, perhaps the most notable omission being the “headbutt to the ovaries” section of the first chapter “A – Ass-Kicking”. Thanks for telling us about the problem. Refresh and try again. Certain topics didn’t make much sense in terms of manliness “zombies”? This book is great, but maybe not quite as good as the website because it’s not as distilled.
What you don’t expect is it to get tired — which it does.